HansonLee

hansonlee(adjective): so ridiculously clutch that it attracts females by the dozen

"dude brad's shot last night was so hansonlee that all the sorority girls carried him back to their house and he still hasnt left!"

by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021

Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.

Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.

by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009

hansoning

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.

"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."

by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017

hansson

The act of shit talking a girl to your boys and then fucking her on the dl.

Wei Jin: Holy fuck look at how ugly that chick is....
(Wei Jin proceeds to hook up with said chick)
...Later:
Thomas: Wei Jin hasn't been home in 2 days now....
Kevin: ya, this guy's def been hanssoning... it's PISSING me off

by yinker November 30, 2019

hanjoo

discord user hanjoo who commonly frequents the whole lotta producers discord server and is known to be a raging homosexual

I heard hanjoo likes dick in his ass

by Floralish September 14, 2023

hansonism

Hansonism:

The act of saying nonsensical and offensive sayings and then blanking out when asked to explain it, named after Australian politician Pauline Hanson and her infamous opening speech to Parliament in 1996.

My professor had a hansonism in AP Calculus today.

by FiatJustitia January 9, 2017