Hanlon's Razor

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools

"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"

by jltdkllr July 26, 2011

o'hanlon

The area surrounding the left nipple of female.

My O'Hanlon is hurting doctor.

by Cuppy-Cuppy-Coo-Coo April 26, 2008

hanlin baby

A supposedly white baby that somehow has sickle cell.

Johnson: "me and my wife are white,

how can my son have sickle

cell?"
Me: "You have a hanlin baby"

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

Hanlon Street Hustler

Word used primarily to describe young men who enjoy sex with old women, usually involving walking sticks, prune juice and lots of lube.

Retired Granny 1: Hey doris did you see that strapping young lad in ward 2.
Retired Granny 2: I sure did. He's such a hanlon street hustler.
Retired Granny 1: Hed be worth staying awake past 5pm for.
Retired Granny 2: OOHH edna you saucy minx!

by LOZZDOGGY October 16, 2008

hanloned

To be extremely intoxicated from a coworker encouraging you to drink increasing amounts of alcohol. See drunk, wasted, trashed.

I had to take a sick day because John got me hanloned last night.

by codeallday February 20, 2015

Hangunder

The funny feeling you get when you wake up after a night of not drinking and you're not hungover like usual.

"Yeah, I didn't go party last night, I woke up this morning with a wicked hangunder"

by Jordan May 18, 2004

Hanlan

When someone has a complete lack of coherence, system, or central guidence in life.

Matt forgot to buy cutlery when he moved into his new house, what a Hanlan thing to do.

by Dutchbutler February 21, 2018