Hillbilly Hand Fishing

Finger blasting your cousin and or blood relative

Skeeter just done got home from the family reunion and he went hillbilly hand fishing with at least 3 of his cousins

by The Bearded Hippo July 30, 2011

Hillbilly Hand Fishin

You gently reach into your sister's vagina and pull out one or more minnows (tiny fish). To be successful the fish must be at least 2.25 inches long.

I went hillbilly hand fishin night 'fore this lastin and now i got this itchy shit on my hand that wont quit burnin.

by Weinerstinkman syphollusaur September 14, 2011

Handfish

1. When the weather is hot and you have no aircon, then go to jack off but get interrupted and forget about it. Then don’t shower for a day and next time you get your dick out it’s kinda got a sweaty film over it and smells nasty

2. Rare type of aquatic animal that has somehow avoided going extinct despite only living on a few specific reefs off coast of Hobart in Tasmania and having the water constantly fucked up by salmon farms and then sewage ending up in water whenever it rains heaps (coz that’s how we do things)

1. I went to pee but had mad handfish dick so tried to clean it in the sink

2. Handfish are cool they walk on the bottom of the ocean on their hands <3

by hoomuzu March 22, 2026

slovakian handfisher

A woman who lives at a port and charges seamen for handjobs which she saves the ejaculate for her mouth and eats that for her main protein.

Brandy is a Slovakian handfisher.

by Bryan 1888 January 23, 2023

fishing hand

A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!

Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.

by j hawk August 31, 2010