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lebanese handoff

This term is defined in several steps.
1. To flick the anal orifice until it winks at you to communicate that the procedure is "OK" with the female
2. Then proceed to engage in anal sex with the female
3. Afterwards proceed to turn around so that you are anus to anus with the female and defecate into the female's rectum
4. Lastly, proceed to mold the feces into the hole of the females rectum so that the exchange is clean.
Hey Lindsay me and Mike just finished our super burritos with extra hot sauce, I thought that we could watch Dave Matthews live and then take turns in giving you lebanese handoffs.
by mr beaster November 6, 2009
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detroit handoff

A filthy sex act in which partners position themselves asshole-to-asshole and then partner a takes a massive, fantastically hard shit. if all goes well, the solid log will pass into partner b's asshole, serving as a rudimentary dildo.
I'm eating lot's of fiber so I can do the Detroit handoff with Linda tonight.
by Steven jung January 10, 2008
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the handoff

A sexual act in which one ejaculates into his own hand and throws the product into the face of his partner.
"My girlfriend really likes sports. She took the Handoff like a champion."
by The Great One January 28, 2005
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Warm Handoff

When you use the toilet so soon after someone else, that you get a comfortably warm seat.
It gets so cold in the winter here you look forward to that morning warm handoff.
by Beezlebuub May 19, 2017
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italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
by sammythejuice October 24, 2011
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mexican handoff

you take a item from someone and pass it around it cant go to the same person twice as the person who owns the item trying to get it when every one gets the item you win
billy took franks hat and gave it to every one in in the room starting a mexican handoff
by loganmed04 January 25, 2018
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baby handoff

The location where a baby or child is transferred from one divorced parent to the other.
Tim: I've noticed that corner of the parking lot is like the"baby handoff" for this section of town.
Milly: Baby handoff?
Tim: Yes. The place where divorced parents hand off their children to to other parent.
Milly: Ah. Okay. My baby handoff is Tuscaloosa Alabama. Has been for two years now.
by mark52million December 29, 2018
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