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lebanese handoff

This term is defined in several steps.
1. To flick the anal orifice until it winks at you to communicate that the procedure is "OK" with the female
2. Then proceed to engage in anal sex with the female
3. Afterwards proceed to turn around so that you are anus to anus with the female and defecate into the female's rectum
4. Lastly, proceed to mold the feces into the hole of the females rectum so that the exchange is clean.
Hey Lindsay me and Mike just finished our super burritos with extra hot sauce, I thought that we could watch Dave Matthews live and then take turns in giving you lebanese handoffs.
by mr beaster November 6, 2009
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detroit handoff

A filthy sex act in which partners position themselves asshole-to-asshole and then partner a takes a massive, fantastically hard shit. if all goes well, the solid log will pass into partner b's asshole, serving as a rudimentary dildo.
I'm eating lot's of fiber so I can do the Detroit handoff with Linda tonight.
by Steven jung January 10, 2008
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Warm Handoff

When you use the toilet so soon after someone else, that you get a comfortably warm seat.
It gets so cold in the winter here you look forward to that morning warm handoff.
by Beezlebuub May 19, 2017
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Handoff Child

A child whose parents are divorced or separated and share joint custody. Therefore the child his handed off back and forth between parents at a set frequency.
Little Gary was a handoff child growing up. He went to his mom’s house every other weekend after his parents got divorced.
by Silverslash January 18, 2019
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Fast Food Handoff

Wait for a car to order a bunch of food at a drive-thru restaurant

Watch the car pull around to the window and wait for the cashier to hand the food bag out the window

While the bag is being exchanged you run inbetween the car and the window, snatch the bag, and run to a secret hiding spot where you can enjoy your ganked food

This can be done with no harm to a stranger as the car's order will be remade for them. It can also be done in league with a friend as you can select exactly what food you want and have that order doubled (but you have to act surprised or pisst in the car; and maybe have the passenger get out and chase the thief to make it seem believable)

Remember, many drive-thrus have cameras so its suggested to conceal your identity with a mask of some sort; the HAMBURGLAR costume will suffice

Driver: What the FUCK?! Freak just Stole my food!

Cashier: No, thats the Hamburglar, He does a fast food handoff here every now and then, we'll have to remake your order.
by Blarger.boy August 5, 2009
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italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
by sammythejuice October 24, 2011
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Mexican handoff

An erotic duel between two men which involves each party giving the other a handjob using hot sauce as lubrication. The loser is the first man which either orgasms or surrenders due to the burning first.
They settled their argument with a Mexican handoff using the leftover Taco Bell fire sauce from last night
by mexiboy365 June 1, 2024
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