handheld pickle cannon

A rather large, handheld gun that fires pickles or other pickle-shaped objects. Favored weapon of the anal marauder, who likes to assault victims from a distance, then close in for the violation.

Peter got hit in the eye by a mysterious vegetable shot from a handheld pickle cannon. He was one of the lucky ones.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

Handheld

Firearm or gun, usualy of a size wielded with one hand but can also mean all kinds of firearms. Slang usualy used by YouTubers due to TouTube's stupid rules about avoiding any kind of buzzword so the content creator wont be de-monetized.

"...then fires his handheld five times at the monster before he turn it upon himself as he realize the monster can't be hurt."

by Marstein81 September 25, 2020

handheld

Some thing that you can hold. Duh

This PSP is a Handheld device.....N00b

by TheBitchiestBitch January 22, 2015

Handheld Boyfriend

your first boyfriend who you only hold hands with.

my handheld boyfriend and i hung out with each other at recesses

by Sprawl IX April 16, 2010

Hardhead

A type of catfish caught mainly in the south. Typically known as a bottom feeder "trash" fish that most people won't eat.

Dang it! I just hooked another hardhead! I won't eat this, should we give it to the black people over there??

by d-rob all the time December 28, 2009

Hand head

When someone gives someone else (or themselves) head with there hand.

ie: eww ashimid gave his guinea pig hand head!

hand head yeet

by Dingglejerry July 24, 2019

hardheads

Crack heads to say the least, lol. Crack is also known as "hard". Atticts are known as "heads". Put the two together and guess what? You bet ya. Hardheads! Also, people call actual rock fish hardheads and croakers. So i think "Rock Fish" fits the same subject lol.

Boy Tyrone and Bingham sure are some hardheads! They'll do whatever it takes to get that hard. They like rock fish. Look at em' go!

by Dj Truth 410 October 19, 2011