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handcuffed

When both anal and vaginal fisting occur at the same time, so the man would be "handcuffed" and unable to move both his arms freely.
Last night I was fisting this chick, and decided to fist her ass too. (anal and vaginal) and my arms got stuck for a short time! it was like i was handcuffed!
by W0WH8terzzzzzz October 21, 2010
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handicapped squirrel

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017
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handcuffed

having your significant other all tight and hugged up on
like if a dude somewhere and he got his female all tight so everybody know she with him
by Shannon November 27, 2003
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Handcuffed Sex

When someone is handcuffed by their partner before they had sex
I was sitting at home and watching porn on the television. I was getting horny and anyone could see my 8 inch cock bulging. So I called up my girlfriend Bianca and called her over.

In the next 10 minutes, Bianca was at my door. She wore booty shorts and a crop top. She wasn't even wearing a bra inside.

I pulled her into my room and was about to take my pants off when she stopped me.

Bianca smiled. "I just thought that you'd enjoy handcuffed sex better. " Bianca dangled a pair of handcuffs in front of me. I grabbed them and cuffed her hands together. I then pushed her onto the bed roughly and tied her legs down. I gagged her, only leaving her eyes open.

I then ripped her shirt off and her shorts too. I then ripped off my clothes and proceeded to massage her tits, rubbing my dick against her clit in silent invitation. Her eyes grew wider.
I moved up and removed her gag. "I want you to scream. I want to hear you beg for me." And then I blindfolded her.

I then proceeded to slowly push myself into her, only an inch. She screamed and I pushed in a little more. "Ugh!! That hurts!!"

"Good," I laughed, pushing harder. She cried out in pain and pleasure. I pushed myself fully inside her and she orgasmed. I pulled my cock out and licked up everything before pushing myself in fully with no warning. The whole block could hear the scream she let out. She orgasmed and I cummed. I felt our juices mix. Best handcuffed sex ever.
by Bitch don't mess with me February 19, 2020
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handicapped It

To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.
Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.
by Win Lo Wong January 30, 2009
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Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.
by shrektrician May 21, 2011
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Handicapped clams

Expression to shortly call high ranked video game females who happen to be chinese.
@ing someone on Discord or other social media: HANDICAPPED CLAMS
by Leazhito August 13, 2020
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