European handball

A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.

As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"

by drunkram July 22, 2015

hillbilly handball

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.

Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.

by Jazzual July 24, 2012

have handy

(noun) Something useful that a person keeps nearby to access when needed.

The guidebook was a great have handy during my last trip to France.

by n30e September 13, 2018

Spanky Doodle Handy

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

handy-j

The act of using your hand to pleasure someone else.

example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'

by i know that i know it all April 14, 2009

Handycopes

A guy/ or girl who thinks they are the ultimate programmer; studies algorithms all day long and high level software development decisions (like what software library to use), but doesn't actually do any real world software development, or coding.

They think that because they once built a Tkinter app; they can compete with Terry A. Davis.

They believe that the ultimate apex of a software developer is to implement the binary search algorithm and if a software developer is unable to implement the binary search algorithm that they have no business being a software developer.

Perhaps this attempt to discuss high level software development is because they are procrastinating writing code.

Handycopes: Have you heard about this awesome new GitHub Co-opilot AI that writes for loops for you.
Software Developer: ur handycoping rn bro, just code bro ur hanycoping..

by Software Developer July 1, 2021

Raggedy Handy

When your girl is on her rag but still gives out hand jobs.

My girl has been on her rag for a week, but I still getting Raggedy Handys'.

by Jayles January 3, 2017