Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands

Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010

California Handstand

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California

Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011

Handstanderbate

V. the act of masturbating while doing a handstand

Dude, last night i handstanderbated!

by xoval January 19, 2011

Handstands

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.

student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?

by Student at EVHS October 21, 2009

Handstand Honcho

When a guy gets dome while doing a handstand.

Holy Shit! That girl's blowing a guy that's doing a handstand... He's a fuckin' Handstand Honcho!

by Seamus O'Reid February 29, 2008

Polish Handstand

A traditional Polish Dance in which a male/female shifts into a pose which they are standing up heads down feet up and they fart extremely loudly, entertaining to some audiences

Polish Guy: Do the stand!
Polish Guy #2: *handstands and farts* (Polish Handstand)
Polish Audience: *laugh hysterically*

by P4perboy July 7, 2019