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hand job 

also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.
I was tired of wanking myself off, so I asked the nurse to give me a hand job.
hand job by Samantha Fox January 14, 2008

Hand job 

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
That little slut Amy was giving hand jobs to every guy on the swim team last night!
Hand job by Marty October 18, 2003

hand job 

a clean version of oral sex. when the woman strokes and massages the guys dick in an up and down motion causing him to cum. i remember i gave my first ever boy friend a hand job in the woods when we were just 14 and he loved it! it gets a guy horny and is much cleaner than a blow job.
tom: i took sarah out to the cinema the other night. shes such a horny lil thing- we ended up having great sex on the back seat of my mini cooper though- then she gave me a hand job it made me cum like crazy and it squirted all on the windows.
hand job by GLaMGaL0x August 3, 2007

Hand job 

Girl strokes the penis, giving the guy sexual pleasure. She wraps her hand around the shaft, going up and down in a gentle way.
"You want a hand job?" "Yeah baby, unzip my pants and stroke it!"
Hand job by Bai948 December 28, 2005

Hand job 

to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!
josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.
Hand job by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

Hand Job 

When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!
I wanted a blow job, but she gave me a hand job instead.
Hand Job by Pink and moist August 23, 2008