Hampster

A hipter that looks like they belong in a country club in the Hamptons

Ezra Koenig is a Hampster

by eswain93 February 27, 2010

Hampster

A hampster is a fat hipster.

So i was outside of a Built To Spill concert and almost got run over by a couple of hampsters.

by nick723nick January 22, 2008

hampster

How a pathetic cringing little milksop would spell the word hamster.

{Betty}: Hey Chris, did you cat eat another hampster?
{Chris}: You stupid cunt!!! It's H-A-M-S-T-E-R!!! No fucking "P"!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2021

hampstered

when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"

Bill stumbles in the room...

"Are you alright Bill?"

"Dude I'm hampstered."

Bill passes out.

by oOoAprilLeeoOo February 26, 2009

hampster

A hipster from the Hamptons

As if that hampster dont have dough...that white belt is so Gucci!

by flamingbeads October 27, 2005

hampster

How you spell "Hampter"... not "Hamster"

Let's pester the hampsters

by Karen February 12, 2005

hampster

bad mofo

furry little tree climer who dabbles in illegal activities

by infoH January 9, 2004