hammersharked

1. Getting so hammered that you really do believe you are a shark (see slizzard)

2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer

1. Brooke was definitely Hammersharked during Shark Week because she kept her arms over her head like she had a fin and kept singing the Jaws theme song (dundun, dundun, dundundundun)

by Thrillway October 26, 2010

Hammer Spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.

Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.

by Isaac fucked storm June 2, 2018

Hammersmack

A smack delivered in the form of a slap with a clenched fist. The hammersmack works much like a hammer throw, with the arm acting as the chain and the fist as the ball.

"Did you see Jaquira hammersmack Lena yesterday?"
"Yeah girl, she dropped that bitch!"

by McGowin May 7, 2016

Hammershark

Superior level of coolness that intimidates others. This is self-explanatory, as hammersharks have been qualified as the superior species by many intellectuals such as Shalini and myself.
Synonyms: cool, swag

- Wow Shalini, you are so hammershark / being such a hammershark right now !
*Shalini does the debbie ryan*

by papas egret May 16, 2021