Ham wallet

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!

Ham wallet by iamcoppo February 25, 2017

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Ham Wallet

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.

Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!

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that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT

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A place where pigs keep their money.

Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.

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I have a fragrant candle line that smells like my ham wallet

Ham wallet by Rundlep04 January 21, 2021

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When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

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When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.

Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.

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