Ham Wallet

Slang term for a woman's vagina.

I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.

by merlinswish September 7, 2006

Ham Wallet

1. A slang term used in reference to a vagina

"that chick has got one loose ham wallet"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

Ham Wallet

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.

Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!

by Juan Carlitos April 27, 2007

ham wallet

a womans pearly white gates or bear trap

that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT

by tymm blith July 6, 2007

soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

by Drit12345 September 27, 2010

rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.

Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.

by Tyrone the black stereotype April 17, 2014

mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

by beard core December 27, 2010