Ham wallet

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!

by iamcoppo February 25, 2017

Ham Wallet

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.

Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!

by Juan Carlitos April 27, 2007

ham wallet

a womans pearly white gates or bear trap

that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT

by tymm blith July 6, 2007

ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.

Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.

by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019

Ham wallet

Vagina

I have a fragrant candle line that smells like my ham wallet

by Rundlep04 January 21, 2021

soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

by Drit12345 September 27, 2010

rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.

Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.

by Tyrone the black stereotype April 17, 2014