Hallelujah 

1. Interjection used by obnoxious "Christians" to give the impressions that they really weren't asleep throughout the service.

1. As the hymn started, the preacher's wife awoke saying, "Hallelujah," just before she nodded off again.

Hallelujah by HeRe October 1, 2005

hallelujah 

An exclamation of relief when a change that was obvious in coming finally completed.

P: "Mitch and Joe got together."
S: "Hallelujah! Saw that one coming a mile away."

hallelujah by placebo69a January 15, 2016

Hallelujah 

1. Response to your climax or to you cumming.
2. To praise God.

1.*Jim has just had sex and climaxrd all over Katie*
Jim: Hallelujah!
Katie: Hallelujah!
2. Bill: Hallelujah! Praise God! Praise Jesus.

Hallelujah by SoliquidForLife July 14, 2018

Hallelujah 

It's supposed to literally mean "Praise the Lord" which is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. It's like saying "Let's pet the dog" or "Let's bake that cake." Actually, the only thing that sounds stupider than Hallelujah is "Come let us adore him".

Two guys went to heaven and started screaming "Hallelujah".
God walked up to them and said, "Ok. Go on, praise me then." The guys started...

Guy1: God, you're so cool
Guy2: God, you're so amazingly funny.
Guy1: Yeah. I love your sense of humor.
Guy2: Not to mention how nice you look.
Guy1: Like really man. What a crazyass haircut.
Guy2: I wish I was like you, God.
Guy1&Guy2: (Sigh)

God: That's so sweet! Thanks guys.

Hallelujah by Lateralligator April 28, 2010

hallelujah 

1. An expression of joy or praise when a slow half wit finally cottons on to the painstaking obvious.
2. Expression used to signify having achieved a particular difficult lay.

1. Hallelujah, give the boy a bannana!
2. "Did u do er? hallelujah!

hallelujah by Vikas Dhingra (Vee) July 4, 2003

HalleluJah 

On my Jahmen shi…

P1: Holy shit, is that jah?

P2: On gekyumes foreskin?
P1: Hark! The LORD has returned! HalleluJah! LLJ! Jahmen!

HalleluJah by Lil barnacles #1 fan April 1, 2023

hallelujah 

1. it means big niggaz
2. It all so means did diiiid (dood)
3. to praise my penis

1. Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah , Hallelujah bitch.
2. sup Hallelujah?
3. suuup, maaan, bra, I'maG'I'maG, Hallelujah

hallelujah by big-dood-da-man August 11, 2006