half mongrel

A stir in one's penis, not quite a complete erection.

Looking at those dogs having sex gives me hslf a mongrel.

by Penis Master July 27, 2003

Half Mother

your half sibling's mother. The bitch that marries your dad, has kids with him, and then files a false protective order against him while he’s on the road working so his kids can have a decent life. Now cause of the bitch, your dad is on the road with nothing, your half sister becomes like her, and your half brother is addicted to medication cause of being influenced by his mother into thinking he’s sick. Your dad meets your mom, divorces the previous bitch, and you’re born; gets married to your mom. Your dad has to pay child support because the bitch half mother set a court date for child custody, but fled to another state and set another court date for child support; your father couldn’t show up because the bitch lied and said she didn’t know where he was located. Now as time flies your dad owes a shit load of money cause of not finding out about child support till many years later, your half brother’s old enough to make his own decisions so moves in with you, your half sister is identical in attitude to her bitch mother and stays with her; the bitch half mother gets on welfare so she doesn’t have to pay many expenses, then she fakes a handicap so she gets disability and doesn’t have to work.(continued)

Now your dad’s working his ass off to pay most of his check on child support, the half mother isn’t doing shit but gets lots of money to spend; she doesn’t spend child support money on children by the way, your dad gets a heart attack and surgery from overworking himself; he dies many times but is revived. When the heart situation’s all better, a new court day is set; your dad and half mother show up this time. The half mother bitches about money, dad’s attorney says she’s lucky she gets any period since the kids are adults. Bitch half mother gets mad; the issue is over; bitch gets no more money. Dad still has to pay child support though, just not near as much per check.

by Alchemic Dragon September 16, 2010

Half Motors

When you put effort into doing something but you don't really care.

That's it, I'm going Half Motors.

by The MGV May 22, 2020

Half Moon Bay

Small Town In Northern California....The two most known Gangs Are CSL (Coast Side Locos) a sureno Gang & the MLN ( Media Luna Nortenos) a norteno gang..HMB is Known For it's Chronic Bud And Mavericks... a small town that gets Down

If ur In Half Moon Bay Don't Ever Park ur car In Lil Mexico Cuz ur shit will get jacked..and Never wear Red In Moonridge Cuz niggas are known for starting shit

by Moon Town August 6, 2009

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

by James November 1, 2004

Half Moon Bay

This lovable city lies nestled on the california coastide

between ocean and mountains in the San Mateo County
known for easy-going people and a relaxed atmosphere.
The coastide boasts a history of pumpkins, christmas trees, and has plenty of artichoke, brussel sprouts and blackberries.
There is a large population of latins here (csl:coastside locos sureno gang) here and they are the ones on top here. Norteno gangs are lazy here and unactive to putting in work.

Southside is in Half Moon Bay.

by 650ss. June 27, 2011

half-movements

a word used for when being attacked by a yute.

Danick you large headed octopus don't come at me with them half-movements.

by lingolobster March 20, 2017