Calculator

Straight up Jonathan Cooper

You really got a 36 on your ACT? You're such a fucking calculator

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

Crush Calculator

You're having a laugh if you think I'm putting my mobile number into that, mate.

Laughing, I proceeded to fill in the Crush Calculator until asked for my mobile phone number. Panicked, I rushed headlong to my Cookies folder and deleted the contents therein forthwith.

by Pingoir January 2, 2009

Alculator

A calculator for alcohol.

On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.

by backotruck July 30, 2012

Calculator

Malware dev's most admired system program to test whether their remote access trojan works

*plays multiplayer game* zOmG!! teh calculator have just opened by itself!11

🧐🤪🤪🤪

by ­­ June 18, 2021

Calculator

Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.

Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2?

Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.

by Tyler Christie February 18, 2009

calculator

The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging.

Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.

by AdrienneS June 21, 2006

desmos graphing calculator

The most innovative calculator on the market. Prioritized my Mr. Asta and picked up by Gabrielle Zappia. Mr. asta has a cat named buster that he likes to smooch on zoom calls.

Lets plug this into desmos graphing calculator class.

by Cathe The Hoe October 15, 2020