hamberders

Cold hamburgers served at the White House. Often served with freedom fries and covfefe.

Great being with teh National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!

by TestyMcTestFace January 15, 2019

haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)

"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?

by faggo delux February 19, 2005

rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

Haberday

"Happy Birthday!"
A slang way of saying "Happy Birthday"
A word originated from the Philippines. (Since there's no definition yet.)

Eg. 1 :

Ei! Bro! I'm greeting you in advance, "Haberday!" Stay Cool!

Eg. 2 :

Guy 1 : Hey! Isn't it November 1 today?
Guy 2 : Hella Yeh? y?
Guy 1 : Hey! It's my fooking bday!
Guy 2 : u sure?... kl! Haberday dude! Let's Partey!

by theblob.jp May 26, 2009

hamberder

Like a hamburger, but served cold on a silver plate by an idiot. Not to be confused with the "hambirder" which is a Quarter Pounder served between two McChicken pattiez.

i just love wiping stormy all down with sum hamberder wrapperz.

i never got behind that thousand points of light. but 1000 hamberders. now that is worth shutting the gubmint down for.

by SweetPoTater January 15, 2019

hamberders

(n.) Either 300 or 1,000 hamburgers served cold on silver plates which "I paid" for.

Originated from the Orange King's tweet: "Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!" (2019-01-15)

1. Could I have a cup of covfefe served with that hamberder?
2. due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.
just serving hamburgers today. —Burger King

by EcoLof January 15, 2019

habberdashery

men's clothing store

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.

by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007