HAJ

HAJ - Half A Job

Used to indicate an event where someone has clearly got fucked off mid-way through a task and got someone else to finish it for them (or even just passed it off as complete when it blatently isn't)

For fuck's sake Diddly, do I have to finish off everything you do. that's such a fucking HAJ!

I wouldn't be surprised if you don't give me a shout mid-way though an angry one and get me to finish it off for you.

by Diddly October 20, 2004

haj

another word for "spunk" or "gentlemen's juice"

david blaine hajed all over his glass box, as he was bored and had nothing else to do.

by D. Hine October 12, 2003

haj

its an alternative word that means sperm, ejaculate, wank

im gonna go and haj
all slave work and no haj makes saminda a very deprived boy
the haj was warm and fresh

by =CC= October 19, 2003

haj

a v v v swaggy dud

yo he's a total haj.. i wish i were like him

by kingirxx December 19, 2021

Haj

To never peak and always fall down

Wait brother you almost pulled a "haj"

by storiest March 30, 2022

Haj Squat

When you’re walking in the Middle East and have to take a shit, so you lift your man dress and go where ever you please.

Man I have to take a shit. Go do the Haj Squat by the bushes.

by Niceguysfinishfirst June 7, 2018

Haj Hours

Working excessive hours at work

Man you worked Haj Hours this week?

by UwUCoupleUwU March 31, 2022