hairy eyelids 

adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline

Skuzzy, unkept beard

Large, rapist style reading glasses

Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.

Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."

hairy eyelids by Lovinglife258 November 27, 2009

hairy eyeball 

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

hairy eyeball by v. summer February 7, 2023

Hairy Eyes 

When a woman has dark hairs on or around her nipples.

The dirty old granny often answers the front door topless, letting her saggy hairy eyes hang all out.

Hairy Eyes by CDKP December 7, 2012

Hairy Eyeball 

When you go down on a girl and you get a scratched cornea from her bush.

Ivan, "Why are you wearing an eyepatch?"
Anthony, "I was going down Justine and she gave me a hairy eyeball."

Hairy Eyeball by JAI peace pie November 22, 2016

hairy mosquito eyes 

When a man does the "mangina" and gives the company he is in the reverse view. Hence his balls and penis tucked firmly in between his legs balls resembling the eyes and penis resembling the mosquito thing.

That mangina was funny as hell but then the fukker gave us the hairy mosquito eyes.

hairy mosquito eyes by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

Eye, Hair, Vagina

Eye, Hair, Vagina

Eye, Hair, Vagina

Eye, Hair, Vagina by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Harry Potter eyed 

To the point of intoxication where the person's eyes can no longer blink in unison much like Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the major motion pictures.

Dude check it. Ralph is offcially Harry Potter Eyed!

Harry Potter eyed by Merick March 5, 2009