hairless sex dolphin

Noun.

Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.

Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin

Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.

"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"

by Cowtocracy December 28, 2015

Hairless Wall

A wall without hair.

Person 1: "That wall doesn't have hair."
Person 2: "No, it's a hairless wall."

by VegardLmao March 21, 2021

hairnets

hairnets are people, who have that greasy slicked back hair or stringy slimed down hair. often found wearing hairnets.

"Alex is such a hairnet!"

by rottenriot December 29, 2003

Hairless Goulet

When a woman grows her pubic hair long and shaves only the area right around an inch of the vagina completely bald.

In reference to Robert Goulet once having no facial hair on old albums before always having the beard. ....... I went down on a chic and she had a Hairless Goulet

by Painful discharge January 10, 2012

hairless whisper

A pre-pubescent take on George Michael's 'Careless Whisper':

The sexual fumblings of two pre-pubescent teens

Suzanne and David moved onto the next stage of their emerging relationship; pressing themselves closer together, they indulge in some hairless whispering.

by KillerBees September 10, 2008

Hairless Lorax

A term used to describe Donald Trump from his particularly orange appearance, referencing The Lorax from the film The Lorax

Hey look, the UK is about to start a war with the Hairless Lorax

by WazzaLyfe July 9, 2019

Hairless

We get it. You're bombarded by what seems like a million messages about pube grooming — friends who talk about being totally bare, waxing ads at every salon — and you're all like: Is this the norm? Am I a freak? Should I shave-it-all-off stat? But the truth is, some girls like a bare bikini area, while others get a little freaked by feeling exposed. Some may be into a little bit of a trim… but not all that psyched about the upkeep of taking all off. (Seriously, it can get to be a pain.)

I'm hairless 😂🤣😃

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 11, 2019