2 hairdo dress

when the dress is so short, she needs to style her hair down there as well.

she wore the little black dress with uber confidence ... the beave was almost on full display, prompting a need for a second hairdo, hence the 2 hairdo dress.

by groundedsteve July 20, 2016

Puerto Rican Hairdo

When you're performing a 69 with the male on top (so that his anus is directly above the girl's head) and he takes a shit in her hair, thus creating an authentic puerto rican hairdo.

Bitch was scrapin' so I gave her a puerto rican hairdo.

by Sneakthief October 8, 2008

snipit hairdo

Freshly cleaned hair with mouse shaped to a point on the crown of her head, then covered with a repurchased neck gator.

Look dude... she's got that dickheads neck gator on her head! Looks like she needs to snip it to length. It's a snipit hairdo.

by Unc B August 12, 2023

Corona hairdo

What has become the new norm for women with fake ass hair

Jim: OMG, Dude, did you see that beast by the meat counter? She is ugly as fuck, but that Corona hairdo makes it ten times worse.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.

by Butter Mike May 5, 2020

the rose hairdo

When a man licks out a woman's vagina until it gets wet, then proceeds to stick a hairdryer inside and turn it on, therefore drying up the walls while also giving the woman a tingling sensation.

Girl 1: Man...my boyfriend sure is weird.
Girl 2: Why? What did he do?
Girl 1: Don't tell anyone, but...he did the rose hairdo to me last night! It felt so good tbh.
Girl 2: Geez, that is weird lol

by drill cunt March 3, 2017

snipit hairdo

Freshly cleaned hair with mouse shaped to a point on the crown of her head, then covered with a repurchased neck gator.

Look dude... she's got that dickheads neck gator on her head! Looks like she needs to snip it to length. It's a snipit hairdo.

by Unc B August 12, 2023

talking hairdo

A male media personality, often with a severely constrained intellect, that manages to have a successful career based almost entirely on a thick, full, lush head of hair.

David Muir is a talking hairdo.

by PBSPinchback January 9, 2025