Hairography

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

by Michelle Adamson June 8, 2009

John Hancock

A signature. Derives from John Hancock's signature, which was written in large letters, on the Declaration of Independence.

Could you please put your John Hancock on this form so that I can turn it in?

by rieux November 29, 2003

hatcore

A form of rap that consists of hat-based lyrics, and dissing other hatcore members. Naming the types of hats, listing why your hat is superior, why the other MC's hat is inferior, and referencing famous hats are also a major part of this genre.

"You done now, I use hats like Kung Lao."
-Cumfucius

"When I'm done with you I'll have everyone with thats on their chests."
-Fatty Goodness

"I've got shit upon my head that most of you won't even have when you're dead."
-illgill

"Hatcore, smacking you whack whores, with bats for no reason..."
-KABUTO THE PYTHON

by Cumfucius February 5, 2009

Hairorexia

A condition where a person feels that their hair is short, no matter how long it really is, and is thus always trying to grow it longer.

-"I want my hair to reach my waist"
-"But last time you said you wanted it to reach the middle of your back...do you want Rapunzel's hair?"
-"Hmm...that might not be a bad idea..."
-"You must have hairorexia."

by Primrose_Everdeen October 11, 2012

hasco

an independent person of above average intelligence, causing mass destruction or chaos, after all, Hasco is just an anagram of chaos. perhaps it was meant to be.

bob was sure being a Hasco today.

by definitelynotdel November 6, 2020

The Hancock Effect

When you see a girl in Hancock (A Library) and you think she is good looking. Later you see her outside in the real world, and she is no good at all.

In Hancock: Oh WOW look at that slamming hottie.

Outside library: Theres the chick from the library, um I take back that previous comment. She's rank, Guess I got done by "The Hancock Effect".

by JackSize November 12, 2010

Maury Hancock

Maury is head of the Theatre Department and of the Honor Council at St. Catherine's School. He is well known for his mad directing and technical skills, uninhibited conversation, house in France, and messy office. Maury is one of few faculty members at St. Catherine's who actually possess intelligence and common sense. He affectionately refers to his wife as "La Princesse" and is a devoted pirate. Can be found at McVey theatre when his schedule permits, or brooding on the grounds with his Hagrid-like coat and wide-brimmed hat. Favorite earrings include a scull and crossbones and a bicycle chain link. He enjoys crossword puzzles, gourmet coffees and teas, esoteric movies, and his futuristic, computer-like cell phone. One can spot him by his unusual laughter.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...

Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.

Techie 1: How do we do this? I'm so confused.
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.

Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?

Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.

Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!

by Miriam and BAAAAAZZZ! January 22, 2005