A group of Fag Hags accompanying (typically) a single gay man.
--This word is a derivative of the suffix of Fag (Hag), and the word, Gaggle.
--This word is a derivative of the suffix of Fag (Hag), and the word, Gaggle.
by B. Maejor October 6, 2018
Get the Haggle mug.A retired Fraggle who has aged out of the chaos but not out of the delusion. A Haggle is an old hag-adjacent creature who now spends their time loudly “identifying” Fraggles in the wild, mistaking familiarity for insight and projection for wisdom.
Easily recognized by their bitterness toward younger Fraggles, a Haggle resents the fact that they no longer possess the stamina, charisma, or tools they once relied on during their own Fraggle era. This jealousy often manifests as moral superiority, unsolicited diagnoses, and a compulsive need to rewrite history as though they were merely an observer—never a participant.
Haggles believe their past somehow grants them authority, when in reality it only explains why they recognize the behavior so quickly. Frequently confused, a Haggle forgets that the reason they “know one when they see one” is because they once were one—just with worse coping skills and fewer excuses.
Common traits include selective amnesia, loud judgment, and the uncanny ability to insult others while insisting they’ve “grown.”
Easily recognized by their bitterness toward younger Fraggles, a Haggle resents the fact that they no longer possess the stamina, charisma, or tools they once relied on during their own Fraggle era. This jealousy often manifests as moral superiority, unsolicited diagnoses, and a compulsive need to rewrite history as though they were merely an observer—never a participant.
Haggles believe their past somehow grants them authority, when in reality it only explains why they recognize the behavior so quickly. Frequently confused, a Haggle forgets that the reason they “know one when they see one” is because they once were one—just with worse coping skills and fewer excuses.
Common traits include selective amnesia, loud judgment, and the uncanny ability to insult others while insisting they’ve “grown.”
by Fragglita January 31, 2026
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That lady was such a Haggle-berry, the way she spoke to you was just not right; she must eat baby souls for lunch.
by dew drops on a rose pedal December 7, 2010
Get the haggle-berry mug.A Cunt Haggle is bitchy attention whore that dose not understand her place and haggles for attention. She may offer any service for attention and will try to get it at the lowest price possible.
Josh: Mel offered to blow me if i would hang out with her
Kyle: she is such a cunt haggle
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Mel just cunt haggled me to hang out on Tuesday.
Kyle: she is such a cunt haggle
Or
Mel just cunt haggled me to hang out on Tuesday.
by The gravekeeper June 18, 2011
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to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a work-unrelated conversation.
to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a work-unrelated conversation.
if you want to haggle 'n' babble, don't come to work; go wherever there's a social gathering environment. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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Get the young haggle mug.(тормозить и базарить in Russian): to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a non work-unrelated piggletoid conversation.
if you want to haggle and babble, don't come to work, go home; just don't prevent anyone else from working.
by Sexydimma July 29, 2014
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