Haterman

Person who habitually playa hates. One who makes hating a full time job.

Where's your cape HATERMAN?

by Capn Crunch September 11, 2005

Habermaning

Spinning right wing crimes into headlines that dramatically reduce the implications by using soft terminology and/or posing known facts as a question (e.g. is it a crime?).

Maggie was Habermaning when she wrote, “Many are awaiting Merrick Garland’s view on what’s against the law, which law enforcement and not reporters dictate.”

It is neither the AG’s nor job to define the law, regardless of this bullshit headline.

by Hot Sauce Fiend February 12, 2022

Habermans

very flat non-exsistant boobs, like there aren't any at all, pretty much smaller than most men's pecs.

man look at those habermans, wait what are we looking at again, i don't see anything

by eric draven June 10, 2008

hagemann

Hagemann is the best last name - anyone with this name is cool, funny and lucky.

hagemann is cool

by soph1407 November 9, 2020

Haermana

Is a big cubey momo

Wow that’s so cute and Haermana.

Wow I want one Haermana

by Whatabong November 22, 2021

Habermanning

Focusing on an irrelevant detail during a major event in an attempt to obfuscate.

She was Habermanning when she examined the armed man's shoewear as he violently attacked the Capitol

by dudeandhow July 21, 2022

jackie habermann

a girl who loves her family more than her own life

I would be like jackie habermann if it was my family.

by itjustis April 27, 2017