Hardwick

One of the most racist, piece of shit scumbags that live on earth. Mostly male roam the population but be careful because it will try to disrespect you in anyway it can or even try to have intercourse with you even if you are underage. This guy has a supply of Juuls that can be given to everyone in the United States he’s a sick fuck. You can fool a hardwick easily but stick to your word if he sees you do anything he will call you out and try to rape you but be careful not to be near one. I am locked in this guys basement currently so I know the do’s and dont’s when you meet or see a hardwick. Like an enderman you should not look it in his eyes or else you’ll be the next one coming to his office of pain.

You look like a hardwick one eye is directly looking at me and the other is rolling which seems to be another galaxy

Put the juul away hardwicks coming.

I was pissing in the bathroom until I saw hardwick watching me go outside the bathroom so I got a different type of stage fright.

You better check your eyesight cause your becoming a hardwick.

Stop texting and driving you know only hardwicks can do that.

Stop taking pictures of children what are you a hardwick.

by Gabe itches696969696969 December 18, 2019

Hardwick

A Hardwick is an utter fucking neanderthal freak looking fuck. He’s primative, ruthless, lies about his height and eats his dead skin ( and other people’s)

Charles Manson is such a Hardwick

by rob mugaybe June 25, 2021

hardwick

To vomit or regurgitate into a bag or other available receptacle after eating too much, too quickly.

He ate so much at the buffet he hardwicked.

by myx May 30, 2008

Jess Hardwicke

A beautiful girl, 100% better than Jess miller.
Definition of a pulling machine and stripper.

Look it’s Jess Hardwicke

by Jess Hardwicke August 2, 2018

Hardwicked

When your asshole boyfriend is domineering and uses you as a sex doll.

I am so tired of being Hardwicked by my boyfriend.

by FrankieStrilla June 18, 2018

Harwick

Small town in western PA. Has two bars, a church, and a paint company.

I live in the town of Harwick.

by Me January 27, 2007

Hardwick's DIsease

When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.

Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"

by Type4Me January 23, 2015