Haystacks

nickname for Patrick Danahy aka the worlds meanest soap box derby racer. One time he ran into a haystack. bam. he is epic.

Yo haystacks wanna bake?

Haystacks, wanna come over and paint my car in Aztec Orange for four weeks?

by calisurferbabe89 June 21, 2010

Haystacking

The act of sending an lengthy email chain to a recipient with vague directions to "see below" or "please note" without providing further instructions. This forces the recipient to search through a long list of email correspondences in hopes of figuring out what you're referring to (i.e. searching for a needle in a haystack).

"I just received an email from Dan saying 'Please advise'. But there are, like, 50 emails below his. How am I supposed to know what he's referring to?!? UGH! I hate it when he haystacks! I'm going to start haystacking him back just to piss him off."

by indigopolis December 2, 2011

A haystack

A person trying to act like an imposing authority figure

The guy wanted me stop, so I said "what are you a haystack?"

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Haystack

An unusually large amount of pubic hair on a girl.

When I took this girl's panties off, she had so much pubic hair I thought I was looking at a haystack.

by Tjlazer111 November 9, 2019

Haystack

Thick white girl, with blonde hair, who dates black guys.

That haystack has a boxfan booty!

by NurseRatchett March 5, 2018

Haystack

When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.

You should've seen Wyatt's haystack last night. My dick got tangled in it.

by Seamypick July 11, 2016

haystack

Joking or fun name for a Hairy Pussy.

Aww yeah! You know she wanted me to jump in that haystack!

by Merk22 July 8, 2006