nofessional

Being unemployed. Having no profession. Being a professional at being profession-less.

After 9 months of unemployment, I've had an epiphany - I'm a nofessional.

by Pizza Hut Suitcase February 9, 2009

mofessional

adjective. To be very good at one's job, displaying competence, high quality standards, and attention to detail; this is the urban equivalent to "professional". This is sometimes used to denote "more professional". Written variations include "mo'fessional".

That boy is hella mofessional, he even got fancy name cards and shit.

You'd think he was mo'fessonal and all by the clean white rag that he shows off, but then you give him the 'ok' and homeboy goes and pulls out his dirty-ass rag from his back pocket for your windshield.

by biggie sf December 9, 2009

homofessional

someone who is professional at being homosexual

I'm a homofessional at this

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Dom March 23, 2008

Gofessional

A professional at GOING and doing dope/cool stuff.

Origin: Bay Area
"I Go"

You didnt know we rented the whole club for the party?! Please, I'm a gofessional.

by Julian Janik April 3, 2008

rofessional

Person who really has no set profession.

Im a rofessional !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

pofessional

When you're trying to look professional, but you can't afford to hire a proper designer so you do it yourself, poorly.

I made my own website because I'm trying to be more pofessional

by Tibbs! October 19, 2015