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Hookers Dozen 

A slut who bangs 13 dudes at once by taking 2 cocks in her pussy, and 2 in her asshole, and one cock in each hand, ear and nostril with the final spunk stick filling her pie hole. She of course receives fair financial compensation for such acts thus making her a hooker.
Linda finally achieved the pinacle of professional success last evening when she completed a hookers dozen for the seventh time in one day thus ensuring that her meth habit would continue unabated. The 91 satisfied men were happy to oblige, and all made appointments for the next morning!

Hookers gonna hook 

a phrase meaning to accept what is going on a kind of sentiment for i just dont give a shit anymore...

Hookers and Coke 

Good, clean, late nite rock'n'roll fun.
Dude 1: Fuck, I'm bored. What's a man to do in this backwater suckhole?
Dude 2: Let's get some hookers and coke.
Dude 1: Now you're talking.

hookers and blow 

1)prostitutes and drugs, usually cocaine
2)common poll answer at oaklog that is put there solely to annoy other oakloggers
1) man we had a night of hookers and blow
2) why did you just say that on oaklog again? two demerits for you, and now I will turn you into a dwarf
hookers and blow by ShirleyT December 7, 2004

Hookers and Ice Cream 

1. Dr. Rockso's favorite past-time.

2. The customary nightcap after riding the Sub-Zero Rape Coaster at Six Figs Faggot Mansion Theme Park
1. Let's go get some hookers and Ice Ca-Ca-Ca-Cream, baby!

2. wowizes, let's grab some hookers and ice cream, end this night right.
Hookers and Ice Cream by Ann Frank February 19, 2009

hookers ear 

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
hookers ear by lord doom January 2, 2009