by Sean Brian Kirby October 04, 2005
Long ago when dinosaurs ruled the earth, there was a man who lived and his name wua guano. His futur wife was named elizabitch but she died in 1812. Sad story, but i'm not writing a book....or am I.... Well, this is a long story made short, YOUR mom is a HOLY harry JEsus!
by dinosaur December 13, 2003
When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief
Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
by The Shephard April 03, 2009
1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall
by Hell Bound February 14, 2005
by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015
for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
by anal*smear July 25, 2008