Hofriend

Girlfriend with questionable sexual morals.

Hey homes, who's your new Hofriend.

by EJMac. November 26, 2007

horsrus

A magical combination consisting of a white horse and a walrus. Often, the horse is locked in his stable but is let out to find the freshest fish for his walrus. The pair can be found most often sitting on a kitchen floor drinking mass amounts of scotch and listening to 80’s pop.

Stupid horsrus are always trying to find the freshest fish.

by freshestfish June 3, 2014

Penny Hofstadter

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

by That stuff animal October 23, 2019

Hofstra Girl

A female attending Hofstra University that is known for wearing short mini-skirts, Ughh boots, small tops and too much make up any time of the day or year. Hofstra Girls usually are anorexically thin but become so thin by use of cocaine. They are prone to sleeping around and nailing most anyone. From Thursday to Sunday night (and most week nights too) they can be found at one of the local bars such as McCeeb's, Bogart's, or the Dizzy Lizard geting wasted so that they the will sleep with anyone. They usually carry hofstra red so use of a condom while scoring this easy easy lay is recommended.

"What's wrong with that girl over there? She looks so sickly, why doesn't she put on less slutty clothes? ... Oh she's a Hofstra Girl? Nevermind then, ugh."

by BooUrns28 March 30, 2005

Hofstra

A beautiful 240 acre campus right outside of New York City. It ranks top in the nation for business, communications, education and liberal arts and sciences offering over 140 majors. It has hosted large events such as the third Presidential Debate, Gubernatorial Debate, and Live at 75 with Trey Songz and Jimmy Fallon. Hofstra is an incredible place to be.

Hey did you see Obama and McCain? Yeah! I was at Hofstra for the big debate.

by I<3HU November 9, 2010

hofstra

Verb: (Esp. done by a parent) To spend $42,000 a year for absolutely no reason.

Because I hofstraed, I can't go to grad school and am at a temp agency for life.

by trentlane October 7, 2010

Hoforganist

Hoforganist is slang used instead of any swear word.

It’s also the name of the best and most powerful country on earth; The Republic of Hoforganist

Hoforganist originated from Kloe Soulard (also known as En Train Décrire) when she first said it between a convo with Joshua Moss on snapchat on the 4th December 2020.

Shut you stupid ass up Hoforganist

by shutuplia January 21, 2021