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hoes mad

statistics show that 1 out of every 3 hoes are indeed mad. and i’m not mad. and my friend becky who likes to talk real sexy isn’t mad (she’s a nasty bitch tho). so that means that the 3rd hoe is you. you are the mad hoe we have been talking about. who hurt you. why so mad hoe?
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by it’snotthatserious June 12, 2019
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Hoes mad

Sum that most hoes be 💁🏼 ♀️ when females/ males get pressed or mad over dumb shit
Tamika: oh this hoe wig stank
Brebre: who bitch

Tamika: tuhh oh u pressed I'm being honest

Brebre: ok but u can stfu I'll take ya mans

Tamika : hoes madddddd cuz they weave stank and it's crunchy
by Icalledsnatchieshoee October 13, 2019
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Hoesmas

1) The kingdom in Northern part of gondor
2)The famous food in northern gondor
3)A universal festival celebrated by all people around the world, hoesmas >christmas
4)It is a feeling that can't be expressed in words
5)It is a sarcastic word
Hoesmas! I never thought I will win!
Hoesmas! U r crazy!
Hoesmas! Thats not nice.
by POET_2004 January 10, 2020
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Hoesmanship

1. Pertaining or relating to women who have the ability, or the looks, of a ho.

2. A criteria for judging the sluttiness/attractiveness of a woman.

3. The good body parts of a woman. Or at least, a girl with good curves.
Damn that girl has the looks for an A in Hoesmanship!!

Mmmm Mmmm! That's one fuyne piece of Hoesmanship!
by The Fo Show September 21, 2004
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hoesmack

1. A hoe or girl that deserves to be hit or bitch-slapped.

2. When a girl smacks you in the back of your head really hard, especially when they have a ring on their finger and turn it so it makes direct contact with your head.
1. Oh man, that hoesmack has been pissing me off all day. She is really asking for it!

2. OW DAMMIT! I JUST GOT HOESMACKED BY SOME BITCH WITH A BIG-ASS RING!! OHHHHH...
by Dragunov January 27, 2004
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Hoes Mad

When hoes are mad
Person 1: hoes mad
Person 2: hoes mad
by ThotSlayerZamasu January 10, 2020
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Hoes mad

Bruh jaden why Kenji so hoes mad right now
by KapSquirrel November 5, 2019
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