HMILF

Variation of MILF meaning Hockey Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck.

Sarah Palin is a total HMILF!

by Akohux October 18, 2008

HMIC

Military acronym for Head Motherfucker In Charge.

Soldier 1: Hey, is SSG Dean on duty tonight?
Soldier 2: Yup, he's the HMIC tonight.

by josomo September 8, 2013

HMIHU

Acronym: How May I Help U?

friend: yo wassup? where u at?
reply: HMIHU?

by J-Hoops October 6, 2008

hmil

Handsome Man I Love

I cannot wait to see the my HMIL

by Lisa9294 February 1, 2018

Hmida

A topological modeling of matter, although physically incoherent. Also known as "buttocks density" or "dummy-thiccness". It refers to a state of matter in which the time space continuum topologically collapses into a singularity point, making all things known in the universe (e.g. light, your gaze, your attention, your happiness and your mental stability) be sucked into it in an instant. Although some theorise that the existence of such phenomenons, if true, is exclusive to black hole, the SIP0 scientists have demonstrated its pseudo-existence below a certain man's back, which it was named after (a.k.a. the pink hole).
The science behind it is still ambiguous to this day, as it seems to contradict the discreet nature of matter and the conservation of energy. A physical interpretation is still in the works.
Staring at a himda can produce a unique effect, described as the emission of pink heart and yellow sparks, as reported by lilac, which is believed to be of electromagnetic nature.

Hmida rass lmida ghbrat lih lmsi3ida?

by 7mdan December 17, 2022

HMIC

Head Mama In Charge: HMIC meaning you run it, or you call the shots. Can be used while communicating with one's own child, or to anyone imposing their own desires over a mothers family.

Boy I'm the HMIC in this house so you better get your act together!
Sorry Susan, Im the HMIC of this family, you have no say in whats happening here!

by ILoveBugs August 14, 2018

hmid

"help me i'm dead". that's it.

Dank lord friend : Hey, did you watch this one cringe compilation video i sent you ?
Me : Yeah.
Dank lord friend : And so, what d'you think ?
Me : Well. hmid.

by accordingtoallknownlawsofaviat April 16, 2017