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Highball

The term Highball has a multitude of meanings, but there are only 3 that a person should know about.

Example A: A beverage that consists of an alcoholic based spirit and a non-alcoholic mixer.

Example B: A very fast moving train, usually of an express freight or passenger train

Example C: A type of railroad signal, invented before colored signals became a thing, that indicated if the track was clear or not
Example A: Barkeep, I'll have a Whiskey Highball

Example B: The No. 5 Train, going from Shreveport, LA to Dallas, TX is a highball express, so tickles aren't cheap

Example C: Dispatch: Train 7, you are clear to highball. (A very large ball appears at the top of a wooden pole)
by Heartland Trains February 11, 2024
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Highball

An advanced toilet manoeuvre where somebody enters a cubicle, strips off everything from the waist down, and climbs up to a launch point until they’re perched high above the porcelain. From this elevated throne, metres above sea level they unleash a free-falling turd straight into the bowl.

A Highball is not for amateurs. It requires skill, balance and elite bravery. Considered the antonym of a civilised sit-down affair.
“Oi Damo, someone’s pulled a bloody Highball in the servo dunny, that’s better splashback than the one my wife picked for our kitchen!”
by Old man Mc November 21, 2025
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highball 69

the act of 69'ing...guy on top so balls rest ever so gently on her nose...
hey john, that bitch from the bar last night let me highball 69 her!
by The wounded soldier March 5, 2011
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Highball Fizz

Girls that swallow add a pack of pop rocks to the mix
I asked my girl if she swallowed and she said only if I had some pop rocks she only does the highball fizz
by Jpnicho November 29, 2016
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Hillbilly Highball

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.
Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”
by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019
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Lake Michigan Highball

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."
by Ginakakis November 14, 2012
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hippy highball

the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.
(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?

(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010
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