hfls

A Hot Fat Lesbian having Sex.

Hiya friend, we just got done having HFLS, you missed out!

by Hfls September 06, 2007

hfl

internet slang standing for 'hump floor laughing' root- rofl. but this is the more dirty version.

exampleOFsN: why did the chicken cross the road
otHerSCREEnName: idk why?
exampleOFsN: because he wanted to get to the other side
otHerSCREEnName: hahaha!! LOL!! hfl!! hfl!!!!! hfl!!! rofl!!! lmfao!!! HFL HFL HFL!!!

by Rani of Roses May 20, 2007

H4L (HFL)

Hoes 4 Life!

I could possibly be gettin it in with a 29 year old with a girlfriend, OH YEAH H4L (HFL)!

by booajdksfhnjdkv March 15, 2011

HFL

An acronym for Head For Life
Only used in relation to be receiving head from your partner for life which is awesome since who doesn't want to receive head for life! When you find that HFL partner, married them or at least have them on the side. Also prostitutes are a good source of HFL

Dude! That chick was good at blow jobs, HFL man, HFL

Person A: where did you and your girl go last night?
Person B: HFL dude
*high 5*

by carl broski brah kcir November 02, 2013