Helsinki syndrome

Being bit of an idiot and getting your syndromes mixed up.

I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.

by Richie Hamster August 1, 2011

Helsinki moment

The moment in which even your biggest fans suddenly realize you are a total fraud.

Historians point to that press conference as the 45th president's Helsinki moment.

by wonderdog4 July 18, 2018

helsinki hand grenade

when someone is fingering someone elses ass hole and inserts their entire fist and then spreads it out, causing the other person to feel like something exploded inside them like a hand grenade.

That girl made me mad last night so i gave her the helsinki hand grenade.

by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

Helsinki Highdive

Upon having intercourse, a woman lays on the floor while a man jumps off of the bed, attempting to land his erect penis inside of her.

After trying the Helsinki Highdive, I manage to spend four days in the hospital.

by The least from the east July 8, 2011

Helsinki Suicide

A helsinki suicide is when someone falls asleep outdoors drunken and freezes to death. This usually happens in northern countries during winter. It is a sad but very comfortable way the leave the world of the living.

"Where is Jukka?" "Didn't you hear? He committed a helsinki suicide!"

by SirJoe March 29, 2010

helsinki summit

Sex behind closed doors with a partner whom one does not share a common language with, with translators present to assist. Typically one partner is dominant and the other submissive.

Trump and Putin had a great Helsinki summit.

by at5five July 21, 2018

Helsinki Stinky

After performing the shocker on a lady, one pulls out their hand, snaps their fingers, and sniffs them. Often used to judge whether or not the partner is too ripe for further action.

I was planning on eating out my girl last night, but after testing the waters with the Helsinki Stinky I decided against it.

by ShadowEdge May 12, 2008