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HDD stands for Holding Dick Disorder -- a particularly crippling and unpleasant psychological handicap demonstrated by a large number of unsophisticated, misogynistic, insecure and pushy members of society who have been brought up to revere excessively controlling and insecure male figures as primary role models in their early development/environment. Usually translated as machismo, the basic symptoms of HDD are as follows:

-the inability to separate one's brain from one's genitalia
-the propensity to perceive a concession of something(i.e. conceding a point, acquiescing an idea, agreeing to a compromise, admitting fault or wrongdoing, etc) as a direct threat to one's masculinity
-Frequent show off behavior, bragging, and need to prove oneself to one's peers (result of insecurity)
-Extreme confrontational behavior, low threat threshold, and especially in the presence of other male individuals
-Extreme homophobia, frequent homosexual jokes, usually resulting from super-closeted homosexual tendencies that are improperly dealt with in psychosexual development
-Frequent inability to reach agreements with people, notorious inflexibility in interpersonal relationships due to a need to control, lack of self knowledge, etc.
-generally described as "asshole"

People with HDD may be male or female, but the most frequent victims are male and of low-class backgrounds. The best remedy for HDD is a giant kick in the nuts.
Dude, that guy trying to get into a shouting match with me over who was a better driver...total HDD.
by BK dymacel January 13, 2006
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HDD

A HDD, also known as a hard disk drive or hard dick drive, is a drive which stores important shit.
My HDD is 1TB.
by PhoneGuyYT April 14, 2025
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Format_HDD

The greatest and smartest programmer that's ever lived!
hey, you're such an Format_HDD
by Format_HDD October 4, 2018
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mad_hdd

mad_hdd is a homosexual failing Serbian doctor. He likes men but only when their age is on the clock. he loves eating salami and mayonnaise pancake.
"mad_hdd, i'm only 11"

"mad_hdd got an F in Serbian Language
by eric ness. September 12, 2023
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hddhhdhdjejdnndhdnen

(Your texting you frens)

Friend 1: (sends a meme)

You: HAHAHAHAHA HDDHHDHDJEJDNNDHDNEN
by Green_Skeleton September 7, 2019
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hddf

German Slang for "Halt deine dumme Fresse"
it´s like "shut up"
A : I'm gonna pown you all noobs

B : Hddf
by Cyclops92 October 26, 2013
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HDDD (Head Down, Dick Down)

When you are out in public with your partner and someone super hot crosses your path, you got to keep an eye off of them to prove your trust towards your partner, that you aint turned on by anyone other than him/her.
Jake gotta have HDDD (Head Down, Dick Down) to prove it to Kylie that he's genuinely into her and that he isnt hoeing around
by Jeh78 June 1, 2022
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