The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.
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The sexual act of filling your mouth with gummy bears until they are glistening with saliva, then performing analingus and injecting them inside your partners anus from your mouth. Finally your partner squeezes them out onto a chocolate frosted cake.
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Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
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Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!
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2. An irrational collective condition that afflicts fanatical flag waving jingoists, for the most part, en masse on a National epidemic scale - but completely oblivious of their symptoms.
3. An irrational. unwavering and inexplicable allegiance to a particular sovereign nation and / or long standing establishment / system. Especially those who blindly and unquestioningly uphold loyalty to outdated systems (e.g) A monarch(y) , also continuing to furnish regents and nobles pockets whilst encouraging the constitution to govern over the citizens and subjects therein whilst intentionally depriving said subjects of advancement, progression, promotion or reform ( i.e United Kingdom and the Commonwealth and other overseas territories)
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2. An irrational collective condition that afflicts fanatical flag waving jingoists, for the most part, en masse on a National epidemic scale - but completely oblivious of their symptoms.
3. An irrational. unwavering and inexplicable allegiance to a particular sovereign nation and / or long standing establishment / system. Especially those who blindly and unquestioningly uphold loyalty to outdated systems (e.g) A monarch(y) , also continuing to furnish regents and nobles pockets whilst encouraging the constitution to govern over the citizens and subjects therein whilst intentionally depriving said subjects of advancement, progression, promotion or reform ( i.e United Kingdom and the Commonwealth and other overseas territories)
4. Pack behaviour. Toady mentality. Childlike. Naive. Aloofness.
5. Starbridge geographical location and surrounding Postal Code catchment mentality or similar.
Quotes; Haribo Syndrome Outpatient ''It tastes like stwarbewwy. I like the eggy ones best. Some of them are really squishy. These wings make me feel like a pwincess.''
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