Haribo Roulette

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul

Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.

by Sheikh Mehboub April 2, 2015

haribo mudslide

The sexual act of filling your mouth with gummy bears until they are glistening with saliva, then performing analingus and injecting them inside your partners anus from your mouth. Finally your partner squeezes them out onto a chocolate frosted cake.

These gummies are goin on a Haribo Mudslide tonight!

by TheMushroomKing April 7, 2019

Haribo Genocide

The crime of mass killing haribos, especially cola bottles.

Haribo genocide is a serious crime.

by ColaBottleKilla November 3, 2022

HARIBO RAGGER

GLASWEGIAN SLANG & RHYME FOR SHAGGER

SHE'S A WEE HARIBO RAGGER !

by J.J.13 December 7, 2009

hyper on haribo

to get high on weed. Kids generally get hyper by eating haribo sweets, but people use the expression for a slightly more sinister activity too!

We all went round Josh's house and got hyper on haribo.

by Matt September 25, 2004

Haribo Penis

A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

by h2008 November 4, 2018

Wank Shafting Haribo

A good insult to give someone OR an illegal sweet.

Shut the fuck up you wank shafting haribo

by Russell November 18, 2003