Hampster

A hampster is a fat hipster.

So i was outside of a Built To Spill concert and almost got run over by a couple of hampsters.

by nick723nick January 22, 2008

hampstered

when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"

Bill stumbles in the room...

"Are you alright Bill?"

"Dude I'm hampstered."

Bill passes out.

by oOoAprilLeeoOo February 26, 2009

hampster

How a pathetic cringing little milksop would spell the word hamster.

{Betty}: Hey Chris, did you cat eat another hampster?
{Chris}: You stupid cunt!!! It's H-A-M-S-T-E-R!!! No fucking "P"!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2021

hampster

A hipster from the Hamptons

As if that hampster dont have dough...that white belt is so Gucci!

by flamingbeads October 27, 2005

hampster

How you spell "Hampter"... not "Hamster"

Let's pester the hampsters

by Karen February 12, 2005

hampster

bad mofo

furry little tree climer who dabbles in illegal activities

by infoH January 9, 2004

Hampster

The incorrect spelling of 'hamster' used by Kim and Khloe Kardashian

Khloe : is it 'hamster' and not 'hamp-ster' all along?
Kim : Is it?! I thought it is 'hampster'

by #asy June 13, 2019