Half-Assed

When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught.

Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'

We were freakin it in her basement, and her parents came down. Good thing we were half-assed, otherwise we would have been caught.

by Big John HammerCock August 22, 2011

half-assed

Meaning really fucking stupid, not right in the head

Hes very very half-assed

by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019

Half Assed Monkey

A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.

Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.

That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.

Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!

by ragedookie September 29, 2005

half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.

"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.

by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019

Half-Assed Superman

When a man goes to fuck a girl in the ass, but puts his cock only half-way in, then throws up all over his cock and the girls ass, and continues fucking her.

Person 1: "Dude, I did a half-assed superman with my girl last night!"

Person 2: "Ew! That's fucking sick!"

by Mew Novocaine November 4, 2010

half assedly

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.

I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Half Arsed

1. To complete a job to a very poor standard.

2. To start on a job and not...

Half Arsed (UK) aka Half Assed (US)

"From the latin Halficus Arseicus meaning British Builder"

by Sir Dale esq September 14, 2008