by west June 15, 2004
Hakeem is a 6 foot 12 inch dick alpha male that girls can’t resist if you meet a Hakeem you are very very lucky. Also he is very very funny
by Randomuser107 March 24, 2019
A popular mixed guy who every sungle girl likes. He commonly has a fade in his fro, wears jordans, fake gucci, takes dirty mirror pics, has "GLO GVNG" in his bio along with "D.M.(V)" (Depends on where you from tho) and a backwards polo cap. Has like 12k on IG and always trying to flex. He play basketball or football and got a huge ass sqaud. Don't fuck with a Hakeem tho, he got hands. Hakeems can be known for making it on worldstar.
"Girl did you see Hakeem chasing after Malaysia the other day?"
"Girl yes and you know he was lookin FINE as hell. Hakeem needa come thru!"
"Girl yes and you know he was lookin FINE as hell. Hakeem needa come thru!"
by illestmamita October 18, 2015
Girl : OH SHIT WHO IS THAT GOD LOOKIN MAN
girl2: oh that’s Hakeem he is so sexy
Girl : I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT HUNK OF HOTTNESS
girl2: oh that’s Hakeem he is so sexy
Girl : I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT HUNK OF HOTTNESS
by SMmsjsjs November 22, 2018
by Ashton Lane July 2, 2004
The name of a guy that you've probably met.
Or YOU are that guy.
Now listen here buddy, your name means wise, doctor and inteligent.
You probably don't meet many people with your name sooo you think it's rare, but I don't think so.
GET OFF OF THIS SITE YOU MORON.
FIND A BETTER WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE GOING TO FIND HERE ARE SELF OBSESSED PEOPLE WHO LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES!
ALSO, IF YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR ALREADY go follow your dreams!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Or YOU are that guy.
Now listen here buddy, your name means wise, doctor and inteligent.
You probably don't meet many people with your name sooo you think it's rare, but I don't think so.
GET OFF OF THIS SITE YOU MORON.
FIND A BETTER WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE GOING TO FIND HERE ARE SELF OBSESSED PEOPLE WHO LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES!
ALSO, IF YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR ALREADY go follow your dreams!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
by Hskcole October 30, 2020
‘Obviously yeah, the moistnisity has to be higher than normal cause normal dickheadness is just not enough’
‘Do I look like a Hakeem to you?’
‘Do I look like a Hakeem to you?’
by big man haks December 13, 2018