heylog

an amazing artist who fails to release a bad song.

have you heard that new heylog song? fails to disappoint

by mooooooo0n June 17, 2022

hayloft

YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAY (LOFT) MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN YOU BETTER RUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUGUGUGUGUN

YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS< YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAYLOFT

by im swag lol (they/he?????) January 4, 2021

hayloft

code for feeling confused/confused by your identity or questioning they/them (from mother mother)

you know mother mother’s song hayloft?

by beanasf December 12, 2020

Haylofted

Originating from the Mother Mother song, “Hayloft.” In this song, two queer lovers are threatened at gun point by the one person’s father. Haylofted is a slang term for hate-crime.

“Hey want to go to Cracker Barrel?”
“No thanks, I don’t want to get haylofted.”

by TaffyLimeade March 1, 2021

haylor swyles

a deadly disease and the reason the world will end on 12/21/12

my friend has haylor swyles

by a person that is pretty great December 12, 2012

heylo

Hey and hello all in one!

heylo there!

by Tejal April 6, 2003

haylor

Enormous pimples on the inside of an anus or a penis disease resembling a female blue waffle.

GOD I JUST SAW HAYLOR ! MY EYES BURN

EW Haylor! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen !

by sheriffliam December 7, 2012