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Gym teacher

A teacher who teaches gym and is usually a pervert. He also flirts with all of the young teachers and ur mom. He is also a hypocrite who tells you to exercise when he is over weight.
Josie: I don't want to go to gym, the gym teacher is weird
Elle: Yeah, Coach Pagano is such a perv
by Dmoneyis_cool August 19, 2021
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Gym teacher

A gym teacher is a waste of space. They should be paid minimum wage, if that. They are the lowest of the low. Boycott them!
Person: So you’re a gym teacher, huh?

Gym teacher: Yeah! I teach kids how to kick a ball and yell at them to run around in circles all day!

Person: Yeah, you’re fucking useless.
by thatsexychick11 January 7, 2020
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Gym Teacher

The act of stimulating the entrance to one’s anal cavity with an ice cube while receiving fellatio by a woman in front of your friends.
“Yo, boys, I heard Will got the full Gym Teacher treatment the other day.”
by colallanwill September 25, 2025
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Gym Teacher's Grandma

The most powerful thing known to man.
Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
by jackman returns August 22, 2019
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Gym Teacher-ing

Gym Teacher-ing is defined as one who wears sweatpants and sweatshirts at inappropriate times (like at a party). This comes from the lackadaisical nature of gym teachers and their ability to hold professions which require them to do nothing and still get paid a salary, so in effect pointing out that some one is "Gym Teaching" (wearing sweatpants & sweat shirt) is an insult.
I was lazy and tired to day, so I Gym teached to classed.

"Yo you ready to go to the party?" friend

"Yeah but your not why the hell are you gym teacher-ing right now?" me
by Regs99 April 29, 2010
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Gym Teacher's Hankey

It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.
Mr. Mason used his Gym Teacher's Hankey and blew snot all over my shoe.
by LusterKing January 14, 2009
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Gym Teacher Phobia

Why does he look so nervous around the gym teacher? I think he has gym teacher phobia
by icedamericano October 19, 2021
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