gyllenholland

THE PURE ROMANCE OF TOM HOLLAND AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL

I ship gyllenholland!

OMG GYLLENHOLLAND IS GONNA GET MARRIED! LOOK AT JAKE's POST

by -tomhlland October 17, 2019

Jake Gyllenhaal

The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.

Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal

by crumpled up piece of paper November 13, 2021

Gyllenhaaled

Jake Gyllenhaal plays con men in every role. A slimy trickster who would sleep with your girlfriend behind your back and fart on your childs sweets whilst in church.

Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on

Child: "Daddy, I came home from schools and found a man in mummys bed smiling at me and my sweets smelled of farts"... Daddy: "Shit, I've been Gyllenhaaled"

by Franswinetom July 20, 2019

gyllenbomb

Messing up a famous person’s name in conversation

I loved that Jake Gyllenbomb in that Donnie Darko!

by Bill Derek January 12, 2020

jake gyllenhaal

the most idiotic smelly pig who needs to give taylor swift her scarf back

jake gyllenhaal gets older but his girlfriends stay 4 times younger than him

by urmom28 November 17, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal

Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008

jake gyllenhaal

Boo Foo'd, getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008