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man-girdle

A vest worn by a slightly overweight man, generally without a coat, for the purpose of appearing slimmer; characterized by tight material horizontal to the buttons, and bulging material between them.
"Dude, that man-girdle's not fooling anybody!"
by shanek April 6, 2008
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Girdler

A person that has tasty jerky and produces shit-tastic parts on line 3 for me to enjoy.
"Hey there's that fuckin line 3 op Girdler again", "yea that jerk-off is a fuckin jerk but then again he does have jerky", "ohyeah" "and shit shit springs too that jizz headed fuckin doofus nugget".
by donbrewson May 13, 2018
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plumber's girdle

Wrapping some poor fuck up in duct tape such that his or her otherwise sagging belly is temporarily sucked in
Remember that time Court gave Sally a plumber's girdle?
by Hot Digity August 21, 2018
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girdle

Another (slang) way of saying "girl".
is that girdle really a girdle or a guy, she looks like a guy... seriously. throw a rock at her to check.
by Liquid K9 December 7, 2004
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slack ma girdle

slang for "suck my dick"

background information: This term was coined in Charleston, Illinois in the mid nineties by the local physics club at Eastern Illinois University. nobody knows exactly why, but the term is still in widespread use today at EIU.
Monica: Do you want me to collate that for you Mr. President?
Bill: Hey bitch slack ma girdle!
by Shane and Roy January 3, 2009
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girdlestone

one of the best names ever created, they have a great personality and are secretly liked by some of the sexiest women around. they are funny and charming. they will also give anything a try
"i would love my man to be a girdlestone"
by -bil- January 14, 2008
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Girdle

Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.
"my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it."

"I dropped my mug of tea on myself while I was snoring and the girdle got the brunt of it."
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