Squamp Gwamp

When you consume so much alcohol that you cant get your dick up

Cure: Text "Jordan" to Finish

Dan: "Hey Kyle, did you fuck her last night?"
Kyle: *sighs* "nahhh, I had squamp gwamp"

by coolblackkid July 17, 2010

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Gwamp; the action of placing ones hand in a "cup" shaped position against ones own butt crack and farting in ones hand, then immediately grasping her hand shut to capture the stench and "throwing" the dart cloud into your friends face causing them to directly inhale your fart. Also known as "cuffing" or "farty mcfly's or johny cage gwamp balls.

Ex: you got gwamped bra

by Gwampness monster July 18, 2014

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