gubment

Jail slang. Supposedly used to refer to someone's real full name as it appears on their birth certificate.

Criminial #1: Yo, man, what's your gubment?
Criminal #2: Um, the United States?
Criminal #1: No, man! What's your GUBMENT!?

by anonymous March 13, 2004

E-gument

an argument over the internet, usually in a chatroom.

Dragonslayer9: Emogician you suck dragon cock.

Emogician: your mother licked my sweaty taint.

Trinitystud: E-guments suck.

by Zazzpotato January 10, 2010