It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

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fred garvin

A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.

I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.

by volume4 July 28, 2005

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garvin

an incredibly smart, funny and clever boy. he's always full of great ideas, he exceeds in anything

"omg! can you believe what he just did?"
"yup, that's garvin."

by abcmnxyz August 8, 2018

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The most beautiful handsome man in the world and what makes him even more attractive is that he doesn't realize how good looking he really is. Tall, dark and handsome with a strong build and stunning masculine facial features. Usually middle eastern. Has tremendous respect for women dispite being raised in a culture that is traditionally very oppressive towards women. He could have any woman he desires and as many women as any man could ever desire due to how he is so amazingly sexy and attractive but he is the type of man that is loyal to only one woman. He is very shy and it is rare for Gurwinder to find someone that he really wants to be with and spend the rest of his life with but when he does find love he is extremely affectionate and giving to that very lucky lady. If you are a woman that has a Gurwinder as a mate then you have won the lottery with an infinite jackpot of love, understanding, passion, laughs, and happiness. A woman that is with a Gurwinder must never take him for granted and must always reciprocate the amazing love that she will receive from her Gurwinder. He is usually very wealthy although money is no object of real importance to him. He is extremely intelligent, usually fluent in multiple languages and learns easily and quickly. He is super chill and easy going. He never judges anyone and He always sees people for their heart.

Gurwinder is a dying breed of man that is really rare to find in any time in history. Everybody likes him.

Gurwinder takes such good care of his girlfriend. I wish I had a Gurwinder as my man.

by Marge4208 November 21, 2018

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gurbinder

1. Literally meaning 'light of the king of gods'.

2. A stubborn,obstinate,obnoxious geezer who just won't give up.

Either that guy's crazy or a genius. I bet that's Gurbinder

by Ghostofspartakratos May 6, 2018

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Gurting

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.

David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.

by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010

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