gertcha

Get out of it.

UK Cockney slang

'Can I borrow twenty quid ?'
'Gertcha! you fucker !'

- normally said whilst raising the back of the hand, as if to strike.

by Frank Lion August 17, 2004

Gutcheon

The meaning of this word in German means intelligent, good looking, tough, well endowed genitalia, and overall quality in everything.

History pre-dates this word to the time when Christopher Columbus fell asleep at the wheel of his ship and a man by the name of Jonathan L. Gutcheon navigated the vessel to discover America; hence the discovery of America is because of a Gutcheon.

Also, it is a known fact that George Clooney's original name is Gutcheon. He changed it to Clooney because he lost a bet playing Yahtzee one night.

Wow, you are really good looking and smart.. the perfect catch. You are such a Gutcheon !

by punkt71 August 5, 2008

DIRTY GUNTCHEZ

WHEN A SICK FUCKING DUDE IS FUCKING A FAT FUCK AND TAKES HIS HANDS AND RUNS IT ACCROSS HER GUNT RASH, AND THEN PUTS SOME GUNT CHEESE ON HER UPPER LIP

dude, i was fucking this pig in the ass ,, i pulled it out ,, flipped her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009

gurth

the circumference or span of ones cock

kons has got a 6 inch gurth, golly

by long schlong silver March 22, 2004

Gurch

Gurch replaces any word in a given sentence

You are a filthy GURCH, I am going to GURCH all over your face

by Shlither November 23, 2013

Gurth

Usually a playful nickname and it’s also used for another meaning for circumference

Harvey you gurth get here now

by Definemasted January 10, 2019

Gurthy Fella

A gurthy fella is a thick and muscular dood.

DAMMMM! Bob is a GURTHY FELLA! hes on the football team

by sminklin May 15, 2019