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Gulando

A new name to replace the common name 'Michael' a common nickname for Michael being Mike or Mikey who many don't appreciate that name but naming one Michael is to formal so they therefore gain the name Gulando. When a Michael is renamed Gulando it is forever kept that way and that person who named the once Michael Gulando to have bragging rights to all future friends in the 'naming ceremony' of the once Michael.
Person1: Michael did you want to go to the opera house?
"Michael": Person1, please call me Mikey or Mike, Michael is to formal.
Person1: No, I don't like those shortened versions. I will call you Gulando.

6 years down the track

Person2 and Person3 do you want to hear the story of how I named Gulando, Gulando?
by AshleighSunshine April 5, 2009
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Lawn Guyland

by LongIs February 23, 2005
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Lawn Guyland

A place that New Jerseyans are very fond of making fun of, even though the stereotypes and behavior of people from this locale and North Jersey are almost indistinguishable.

See also Staten Island (which at least gave the world the Wu-Tang Clan thereby somewhat justifying the continuing existence of the place).
guy from North Jersey: look at that douchebag! he's got to be from Lawn Guyland!
guy from South Jersey: dude, he isn't acting any differently than you and your friends! does that mean that you're also a douchebag?!?
guy from North Jersey: shut the fuck up, man!
by Akshen September 7, 2009
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gunand

Gunand is a caring and smart girl. Her name means gift and she is very protective over her man. The name Gunand is Indian
Person A: Wow She passed her math test.

Person B: of course she’s Gunand
by Gunand October 15, 2017
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Guyland

Career aimlessness and beer and porn culture
1. a trend of “guy” culture that is marked by the inability to have healthy relationships with women, murky career goals, and the desire not to grow up.

2. young men that are trapped between adolescence and adulthood (Guyland).
by Mentch October 18, 2008
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gun land

gun land is a prospect from the human mind combining both gun and land. Gun land is not something that exists in our physical reality, but something horrifying that makes its presence noticed. Few humans ever understand the concept of gun land, but once they learn about it, gun land changes them irreversibly. Just like many taboo subjects, it is not illegal to discuss gun land, but it is frowned upon. Just remember, never speak of gun land, and if you do, always make sure to spell it in lowercase letters, or else.
"Hey man, have you ever heard of gun land?"
"Yeah, what the fuck is your problem, you sick disgusting shit?!"
by gun land March 8, 2012
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guilandie

a beautiful gay really gay young lady very sophisticated and is not really interested in relationships or people in general

she loves sleeping and hates being bothered we doesn’t take shit from anyone
girl #1: hey did you see guilandie today?
girl #2: yea she’s so sexy i want a piece of that
by bigbootie March 7, 2022
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