Guzior

A Guzior is a person who is distinctly talented at grinding at homecoming dances. A Guzior is a sex machine. This is evidenced by his orgasmic sex face, which woman orgasm at the sight of. The vast sex appeal of a Guzior also appeals to men as well. Men can't help but jizz their pants as they watch a Guzior complete a varsity cross country race. A Guzior is also very artistically talented. He routinely displays his artistic talent as a trumpet player in THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble. If you ever insult a Guzior, expect a fury of vulgar terms to ensue.

Acton: Hey Guzior good job packing it up with Feiock and myself during the last varsity race

Guzior: God you guys are such dicks. You never fucking stop do you?

Feiock: No Guzior, you are the one who never stops

by trombone69 November 3, 2011

Geniorgeous

Adjective:

A portmanteau of genius and gorgeous. Used to describe someone who is 'the package'.

Person 1: You look beautiful today.
Person 2: Thanks! You look good too.
Person 1: And, I heard you got full marks on your math exam. No doubt about it, you're geniorgeous.

by sarahh=) May 24, 2010

Guntor

There are legends, there are fables and there are even mythological stories but there is only one Guntor. He is a famed man who lives by his own rules of life. Bestowing all those who are lucky to live beside him with loyalty, laughs and constant support, even if it is from a far. He looks to give joy to those who need it, even if it means sacrificing his own humility.

There is a reason why both the words Guntor and Greatness start with a G.

by GOATs, GOD, Guntor November 23, 2021

Gunlord

likes the M4 Carbine and will fucking kill you if you say one wrong fact about a firearm. he also is poor as fuck and his average iq is 5.56x45 and fucking writes faster than a M61 Vulcan at full firerate.

"gunlord is in our server, we will die"

by person192-37184r27351498128941 December 2, 2021

21 gunion

An onion is an ass so fine it makes your eyes water. A 21 gunion is the logical progression up the ladder.

"Damn girl, you trailing a 21 gunion!!"

by LeCount November 4, 2009

viki gungor

everyones favorite sex move.
it's highly complex, but very addicting.
you'll dream about it when you're not doing it.

oh baby, i'd love to viki gungor.

by katiegersitz! January 22, 2009

genioramus

In general, someone or something having the qualities of a genius and an ignoramus. Specifically, it may mean one of the following:

1) Someone who is very intelligent but who lacks tact and common sense. Someone who is book-smart but who has poor social skills.

2) An intellectual person who lacks the communication skills to articulate his or her knowledge in a sophisticated or even coherent manner.

3) Someone who sometimes seems very smart, and at other times very stupid.

4) A person with great intellectual potential who squanders his or her mental gift for the sake of popularity or convenience.

5) An intelligent person who uses his or her gift inappropriately. Someone who is smart, but not smart enough to stay out of trouble, or who uses his or her gift to get into trouble. For example, a dog who knows how to open doors or drawers to get at food, or knows how to root through a trash can without spilling it.

My dog knows enough to open the cupboard door, slide open the lid to the bread box, and open the bag of bread without knocking anything onto the floor, but he's not smart enough to stay out of trouble in the first place. He's such an genioramus!

by sambarnes February 28, 2008